Dear Ms. Raccoon, Please accept my apologies for making the assumption that you were a male. Apparently, because you are very large, and the fact I heard baby raccoon cries above my master bathroom, you’re actually a female. I probably offended you with displaying this stereotype. Again, my apologies. However, what I won’t […]
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An Open Letter To The Raccoon In My Attic….Part 1
Dear confirmed Mr. Raccoon living in my attic, I do not believe you signed a lease to live in my home. You are basically squatting on my property. Not only do I NOT receive any rent from you, in fact, you are costing me a lot of money! Like my husband likes to do…point to […]
Squirrels, Rats, Possible Possum, and being talked to like I’m pregnant (I am NOT).
Well…My People….the day has come for two things that are new in my life: I have rodents in my attic and from what I can conclude, it’s going to cost me a crazy amount of money to deal with. The man assisting me with my quote, said the woman no-no “you’re expecting, right?“…..Ugh..NO I am not […]