Well, it has come to this. Another post about raccoons. It’s been a story of denial, pursuit of the beast(s), agonizing sleepless nights, newborn flashback reminders, and at the end of the journey…peace, gratitude for non-stomping animals, end of shrieking sounds, and no more raccoon hooligan nightly (and surprisingly daily) actions. Honestly, I really thought […]
My Mistake…You’re A Ms. Raccoon. Part 2
Dear Ms. Raccoon, Please accept my apologies for making the assumption that you were a male. Apparently, because you are very large, and the fact I heard baby raccoon cries above my master bathroom, you’re actually a female. I probably offended you with displaying this stereotype. Again, my apologies. However, what I won’t […]
Squirrels, Rats, Possible Possum, and being talked to like I’m pregnant (I am NOT).
Well…My People….the day has come for two things that are new in my life: I have rodents in my attic and from what I can conclude, it’s going to cost me a crazy amount of money to deal with. The man assisting me with my quote, said the woman no-no “you’re expecting, right?“…..Ugh..NO I am not […]